Twas 3 weeks after Christmas……….
‘Twas 3 weeks after Christmas, and all round the house,
Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse,
There’s boxes of biscuits and tins of mince pies,
If I don’t stop eating, I’ll soon have huge thighs,
I’ll start again on Monday, and lose half a stone,
No need for the classes, I’ll do it on my own
It’s now a month since Christmas, I’m no further on,
But at least the last of the Christmas cake’s gone,
I’ve finally realised this way’s not for me,
So I’m packing myself off to Slim and Shape Up
It’s now two months since Christmas, and I’m back on track,
Sensible eating, exercise classes and skirts – very slack!
Now I’m feeling great, and looking forward to spring,
I’ve lost so much weight, my big clothes I can fling.
So if this ode is ringing bells with you,
You really know what you have to do,
Come back to the club, it’s never too late,
To get yourself fit, and lose excess weight.
Mondays. Waltham British Legion 9.30-10.30am
Mondays Louth St. Michaels C of E School 6-7.30pm
Tuesdays Old Clee Church Hall 9.30-10.30am
Wednesdays North Thoresby Village Hall 9.30-10.30am
THursdays Caistor Methodist Church Hall 9.45-11am
Fridays Holton-Le-Clay Village Hall 9.30-10.30am